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I believe my pokemon mother is extremely negligent
Also she might be trying to shag the prof

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"What should we call you?"
My goddamn name
*insert New Girl youths gif*

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And thus we begin
After a quick lunch ish break

And thus we begin
After a quick lunch ish break

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1. Fucks a friend code?
2. I never gave a thought about a sTARTER FUCK SHIT

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Before I continue on my adventures to help my mom, Ta-Da!

Before I continue on my adventures to help my mom, Ta-Da!

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Pokemon friends

What’s the difference between X and Y and which should I get if I get one?

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Can’t reply, on moblie while home, but yeah
Super gross and add in the fact that I went on one date with him over a year ago?
SUPER DUPER KUPER GROSS

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So I was up super early today to drive a friend to the airport and when I got home I crashed into bed
Being the dweeb I am I took a snap chat of myself with my hand over my face bemoaning life
Straight dude who I don’t really care for now replied but I didn’t see it until now
Literally his dumb face with “get your ass up… Before I fuck it!”
I hate straight men so fucking much, have them cast out to sea to drown

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Woke up
Might vom because I feel awful
I don’t even drink this is bullshit